Peanut nut

I have discovered that I have an addiction to peanut butter, Super Crunchy, from ALDI. Can't leave it alone! 3 jars in the last fortnight. Will end up like the three hundred pound man they had to use a crane to rescue him from his apartment! Of course we won't mention the litre of ice cream in three nights or the block of roast almond chocolate in two either. I will have to go on a diet this spring, I already jiggle in the middle when I run. Asked the doctor for a referral to a plastic surgeon when I saw him for my checkup. He looked at me puzzled and said what on earth for? I told him I needed a breast reduction, some liposuction and a tummy tuck as I was getting too fat. Damn!!! I just had to go and have another spoonful after talking about it all! Guess I'll describe myself as cuddly instead of athletic or slim!